• Leaf Blowers Are The Work Of The Devil
    Funny Or Die - All - 11 hours ago
    picture alliance via Getty Image This has gone on LONG ENOUGH It’s here! Fall is officially upon us! Which means it’s time to bust out the scarves and jackets, pack every room in your home full of gourds, become passionate about soups to an almost concerning degree, and seethe with…
  • Hundreds Of Thousands Of Used Condoms Were Washed And Resold, Which Checks Out For 2020
    Funny Or Die - All - 1 day ago
    Courtesy of VTV Truly, truly horrifying, but honestly? Par for the course We’ve clung to the same few phrases to describe this trashcan fire of a year, and they’ve been so thoroughly exhausted by the media, emails from brands dropping in to say just because it’s the end times doesn’t…
  • This Woman’s Musical Impressions Are So Good I Suspect Witchcraft
    Funny Or Die - All - 2 days ago
    It’s the only explanation Like all forms of art, comedy is subjective. We’ve all got our own personal taste, some folks enjoy deadpan one-liners, some prefer slapstick and fart jokes, some people even like sitcoms with laugh tracks. Those people need a lot of help, but that’s not what we’re…
  • Pervert Cruise Commercial
    Funny Or Die - All - 2 days ago
    If you want to expose yourself to COVID-19 while spreading the disease to over a dozen island nations, then this is the cruise for you! Welcome to Circus Cruise Lines! We’re happy to announce that coronavirus has not derailed our plans for the annual Pervert Cruise!! It will set sail…
  • Rejoice, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Season 6 Is Coming To Netflix This October
    Funny Or Die - All - 3 days ago
    IMDb | Schitt’s Creek PRAISE MOIRA’S WIG WALL The 72nd Emmy Awards ceremony took place this past Sunday, and it wasn’t just any ol’ Emmys night. For starters, due to the coronavirus pandemic the night was run a little differently than previous years. Usually the Staples Center would be packed…
  • Johnno and Michael Try Girlfriends
    Funny Or Die - All - 4 days ago
    The guys are having both their gals move in at the same time… what could possibly go wrong!? (spoiler: everything) OMG – Johnno and Michael have GIRLFRIENDS!! YAY!! Oh – and it gets better: THEY’RE ALL MOVING IN TOGETHER!! And things are off to a good start: Johnno’s significant other…