• It's Hard Being Married to the Sea
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 1 day ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
  • Your Overly Complicated Holiday Plans Cast
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 weeks ago
    Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises, and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.
  • What Everyone's Actually Thinking at Thanksgiving
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 weeks ago
    We can’t ALL be thankful for family!
  • JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 weeks ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.
  • Am I Doing Nothing With My Life?
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 3 weeks ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?
  • Networking Doesn't Work for EVERY Job
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 3 weeks ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.
  • Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 4 weeks ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?
  • When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 1 month ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
  • Why Scary Movies Aren't Actually Scary
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 1 month ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
  • This Cool Professor Teaches Your Mom Email
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 1 month ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.
  • Please Research the Person You're Hiring
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} You don’t have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.
  • My Partner Is Using Me For... Love?
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
  • Wow, This Office Needs More Flirting
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} This is what HR is for!
  • Don't Correct Me if You're Wrong
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.
  • Your Emergency Contact Won't Answer the Phone
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Do you want her to look desperate?
  • Don't Start a Twitch Stream
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.
  • We Don't Need Directions from Dad Anymore
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Giving directions is what dads do – even for places you don’t want to go!
  • I Overshared So Now You Have To
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 2 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!
  • Shut Up and Buy This iPhone
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 3 months ago
    What are you going to do? Switch to Android?
  • Oh No, This Restaurant Is Too Fancy
    CollegeHumor: Homepage - 3 months ago
    td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.